moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

whatdoesthisbutton-do:

awesomelyyawkward:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

Top: “I married dis”

Bottom: “I made dis:

^^^^ HAHAHA yeeees

redlocambition:

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

Well that escalated quickly

jesuschristvevo:

do u ever look at someone and just like wow u have really nice eyebrows

lalastamps:

he is adorable !

fuckoff-mondays:

When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time

dripping-adorableness:

lili-bullshit:

:O I get it now. Lol.

^I told you lmaoo